A blonde went to the electronics store and asked for the best smartphone. The salesman showed her the latest model. She replied “Does it come with instructions on how to be an adult?”
🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
One joke to rule them all!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!