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A blonde tried to fix her leaky faucet. After watching three YouTube videos she said “This would be easier if the pipes spoke English.”

A blonde tried to bake cookies but they came out flat. She looked at them and said “At least they’re honest about their feelings.”

A blonde went to the ice cream shop and asked for a scoop of vanilla. When asked if she wanted toppings she replied “Just happiness.”

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown? Artificial intelligence.

Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for hours? Because it said “concentrate”.

Why don’t blondes like making Kool-Aid? They can’t fit 8 cups of water in that little packet.

What did the blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios? “Oh look! Donut seeds!”

Why did the blonde plant Cheerios in her garden? She wanted Cheerios trees.