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Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for hours? Because it said “concentrate”.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2019 Archive
Travel back to 2019 – the year of the "Old Town Road" remix, the ...read more »
50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Edition
Welcome to 2000 – the new millennium, the year of the Nokia 3310 ...read more »
A blonde refused to play cards...
A blonde refused to play cards with jungle animals because she wa...read more »
52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2018 Archive
Imagine a world where "The Floss" was the only dance move that ma...read more »
52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2004 Archive
Welcome to 2004 – the year Facebook launched (only for Harvard!) ...read more »
A blonde was asked what her...
A blonde was asked what her favorite type of music was. She said ...read more »
What s the...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a snowman? One is cold...read more »
61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, floppy disks, and the p...read more »
46 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2011 Archive
The 2011 digital era – the year Siri made her debut on the iPhone...read more »
A blonde went to buy a...
A blonde went to buy a new pair of glasses. The optician asked "H...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Net_Neutral_9509/26/1996 23:31This is why we need the internet.
@Avatar_Na_vi07/14/2006 05:32I see you... laughing!
@Korn_Follower11/30/2014 12:06Are you ready?! (For this joke).
@One_Does_Not_S04/22/2010 14:01One does not simply read one joke.
@Confused_Travolta02/13/2005 00:37Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
@Frame_Set_Wizard08/25/1996 23:31I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.

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