What did the blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios? “Oh look! Donut seeds!”
🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
51 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2010 Archive
Step into 2010 – the legendary year when Instagram launched its f...read more »
61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, Space Jam, and the ex...read more »
46 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2011 Archive
The 2011 digital era – the year Siri made her debut on the iPhone...read more »
A blonde took her piano to...
A blonde took her piano to the vet because it was a little flat.read more »
A blonde went to the doctor...
A blonde went to the doctor and said "Every time I stand up quick...read more »
52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2004 Archive
Welcome to 2004 – the year Facebook launched (only for Harvard!) ...read more »
A blonde thought the airplane was...
A blonde thought the airplane was huge because it said "Boeing" o...read more »
A blonde tried to sell her...
A blonde tried to sell her vacuum cleaner because it was just col...read more »
A blonde was asked what her...
A blonde was asked what her favorite type of music was. She said ...read more »
Why do blondes...
Why do blondes always wear headphones? So they can listen to thei...read more »
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42 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2013 Archive
Welcome to 2013 – the year of the "Selfie" (the official word of ...read more »
A blonde was filling out a...
A blonde was filling out a job application. When she got to the q...read more »
A blonde went to buy a...
A blonde went to buy a new pair of glasses. The optician asked "H...read more »
41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2019 Archive
Travel back to 2019 – the year of the "Old Town Road" remix, the ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Bid 10/10 for this humor!
I am crying... with laughter!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Multipass! For the comedy club!
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!