A blonde went to the ice…

A blonde went to the ice cream shop and asked for a scoop of vanilla. When asked if she wanted toppings she replied “Just happiness.”

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Legally_Blonde_Elle10/23/1998 02:42What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Doom_Marines02/04/2003 02:37Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!

@Simpson_Quotes02/07/2012 09:00D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Forrest_Gump_Running01/25/1999 07:15Laughing is as laughing does.

@Sixth_Sense_Cole01/05/1996 07:36I see funny people... everywhere!

@Hansel_So_Hot02/01/2003 19:58That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@YouTube_Beta_User04/17/2012 10:27I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!

@Blogger_Default11/15/2009 12:25Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

@Android_Bot_9912/18/2005 21:10Beep boop. Humor recognized.