Why did the blonde plant Cheerios in her garden? She wanted Cheerios trees.
🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2004 Archive
Welcome to 2004 – the year Facebook launched (only for Harvard!) ...read more »
A blonde bought a new computer...
A blonde bought a new computer. The salesman told her it came wit...read more »
61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, Space Jam, and the ex...read more »
45 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2015 Archive
Step into 2015 – the year of the viral "The Dress" debate (was it...read more »
A blonde used only one chopstick...
A blonde used only one chopstick because she heard the other one ...read more »
47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2003 Archive
Welcome to 2003 – the year of MySpace, Finding Nemo, and the 50th...read more »
A blonde thought the airplane was...
A blonde thought the airplane was huge because it said "Boeing" o...read more »
A blonde went to the bank...
A blonde went to the bank to open a savings account. The teller a...read more »
A blonde brought a spoon to...
A blonde brought a spoon to the movie theater because the sign sa...read more »
A blonde was asked to spell...
A blonde was asked to spell "Mississippi." She said "M-I-S-S-I-S-...read more »
😜 More from category: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
Why don 't...
Why don't blondes eat pickles? They can't get their head in the j...read more »
A blonde went to the gym...
A blonde went to the gym for the first time. The trainer asked "W...read more »
A blonde went to the supermarket...
A blonde went to the supermarket and asked where the self-checkou...read more »
A blonde went to buy a...
A blonde went to buy a new pair of glasses. The optician asked "H...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
... (Laughter in silence).
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
My fist is clenched... with joy!
Actually, it IS a cool story!
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