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Why did the blonde plant Cheerios in her garden? She wanted Cheerios trees.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2003 Archive
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@T9_Texter05/13/2009 12:124-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
@Footloose_Ren04/20/2005 11:56Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@Mini_Me_Rocks12/29/2011 03:12... (Laughter in silence).
@PeanutButter_J01/09/2009 16:53It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Arthur_Fist_Fan04/06/2005 12:01My fist is clenched... with joy!
@Cool_Story_Bro07/27/2015 03:01Actually, it IS a cool story!
@Opera_User_9906/07/2010 21:45Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.

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