A blonde went to the dentist for a check-up. The dentist said “You have a cavity.” She replied “That’s impossible, I brush my teeth every… Read More »A blonde went to the dentist…

A blonde tried to cook pasta but forgot to boil the water first. When her friend asked how it was she said “Crunchy.”

A blonde was watching a horror movie and kept covering her eyes. Her friend asked “Why are you watching if you’re scared?” She said “Because… Read More »A blonde was watching a horror…

A blonde went to the bookstore and asked for a book on how to be more confident. The clerk said “It’s in the self-help section.”… Read More »A blonde went to the bookstore…

A blonde tried to make coffee but forgot to add water. When her friend asked how it tasted she said “Like regret.”

A blonde went to the hairdresser and said “I want to look like a celebrity.” The hairdresser replied “Which one?” She said “Any one who… Read More »A blonde went to the hairdresser…

A blonde went to the car wash and asked if they could make her car look new. The attendant said “We can try.” She replied… Read More »A blonde went to the car…

A blonde went to the pharmacy and asked for birth control pills. The pharmacist asked “How old are you?” She replied “Old enough to know… Read More »A blonde went to the pharmacy…

A blonde went to the farmer’s market and asked if the tomatoes were organic. The farmer said “Yes.” She replied “Great, I’ll take the ones… Read More »A blonde went to the farmer…

A blonde went to the beauty supply store and asked for hair extensions. The clerk asked “How long do you want them?” She replied “Long… Read More »A blonde went to the beauty…