A blonde went to the car wash and asked if they could make her car look new. The attendant said “We can try.” She replied “Perfect, because it currently looks like my ex’s promises.”
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This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.