A blonde went to the pharmacy and asked for birth control pills. The pharmacist asked “How old are you?” She replied “Old enough to know better, young enough not to care.”
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51 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2010 Archive
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52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2004 Archive
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63 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2002 Web Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a headshot in Complex!
I am adding this to my links page right now.
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
Deal with it. This is gold.
Taking a photo of me laughing!