A blonde tried to make coffee…

A blonde tried to make coffee but forgot to add water. When her friend asked how it tasted she said “Like regret.”

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Welcome to 2001 – the year of the first iPod, the launch of Wikip...read more »

A blonde thought the airplane was huge because it said "Boeing" o...read more »

Welcome to 2013 – the year of the "Selfie" (the official word of ...read more »

A blonde took her piano to the vet because it was a little flat.read more »

Step into 2008 – the legendary year of the App Store’s birth, the...read more »

A blonde was playing golf for the first time. She came back after...read more »

A blonde went to the doctor and said "Every time I stand up quick...read more »

A blonde was asked to spell "Mississippi." She said "M-I-S-S-I-S-...read more »

A blonde was bragging to her friend that she had finished a jigsa...read more »

A blonde tried to organize her closet. After three hours she gave...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, floppy disks, and the p...read more »

Welcome to 2006 – the year Twitter launched, "Casual Friday" was ...read more »

Imagine a world where "The Floss" was the only dance move that ma...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, Space Jam, and the ex...read more »

@Macarena_Dancer08/17/1998 20:31Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!

@Malware_Hunter01/31/2012 01:35Scanning... Laughs detected!

@BackToFuture_M01/06/2013 11:09Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Grinds_My_Gears10/16/2002 05:24You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@Top_List_Winner06/16/2004 06:21Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

@WordPress_Fan_0302/15/2005 11:06The best thing since version 1.0!