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A blonde went to the bookstore…

A blonde went to the bookstore and asked for a book on how to be more confident. The clerk said “It’s in the self-help section.” She replied “Can you show me where that is? I’m not confident enough to find it myself.”

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Floppy_Disk_Hero12/23/1998 17:26I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
@Floppy_Drive_Buzz09/19/2004 15:32The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@Scream_Ghostface05/31/2012 00:09Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Gnutella_User12/09/2001 19:27Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Zoolander_Mug12/02/2003 15:57I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Brennan_Huff_X05/23/1995 05:56I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
@Joe_Cartoon_G01/03/1996 02:12Press the button for more humor!
@Dark_Web_Joker12/11/1999 11:20Found this on the deep end of the net.

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