A blonde went to the hairdresser and said “I want to look like a celebrity.” The hairdresser replied “Which one?” She said “Any one who doesn’t look like me right now.”
🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2005 Archive
Welcome to 2005 – the year YouTube was born and the first video w...read more »
A blonde went to the library...
A blonde went to the library and asked for a book on paranoia. Th...read more »
A blonde stared at an orange...
A blonde stared at an orange for hours because she wanted to see ...read more »
A blonde put her keys in...
A blonde put her keys in the blender because she wanted to make a...read more »
A blonde went to the hair...
A blonde went to the hair salon and asked for a perm. The stylist...read more »
47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2021 Digital Era
Explore the surreal landscape of 2021 – the year of the NFT gold ...read more »
62 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2020 Pandemic Edition
Step back into the year of lockdowns, endless Zoom calls, and the...read more »
A blonde decided to go ice...
A blonde decided to go ice fishing. She cut a big hole in the ice...read more »
A blonde put her hand over...
A blonde put her hand over her mouth when she sneezed because she...read more »
What goes vroom...
What goes vroom screech vroom screech? A blonde going through a f...read more »
😜 More from category: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
63 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2002 Web Edition
Welcome to 2002 – the year of Spider-Man, Kelly Clarkson, and the...read more »
A blonde put sugar on her...
A blonde put sugar on her pillow because she wanted sweet dreams.read more »
50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Edition
Welcome to 2000 – the new millennium, the year of the Nokia 3310 ...read more »
53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2014 Archive
Step back into 2014 – the year of the viral Ice Bucket Challenge ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.