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A blonde tried to make a salad but forgot the lettuce. When her friend asked what it was she said “It’s a very expensive bowl of toppings.”

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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A blonde swallowed a penny and...
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A blonde was trying to put...
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47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2021 Digital Era
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50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Edition
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A blonde went to the gym...
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49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2023 AI Revolution
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52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2018 Archive
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A blonde refused to play cards...
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How do blondes...
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A blonde walked into a shoe...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sega_Genesis_Kid11/29/2013 20:36Better than 16-bit graphics!
@Austin_Powers_Groovy10/16/2010 21:46Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@Charmed_Ones06/27/2006 10:16The power of three... laughs!
@Incredibles_Dash04/24/2004 10:44That was super fast and super funny!
@Rocket_Power_9902/19/2003 14:15We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
@Sixteen_Candles07/31/2014 19:44I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@Napoleon_Dyna12/25/2004 03:40Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@Philosoraptor_X11/05/2014 15:40If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@Orkut_Member_9902/22/1997 23:21A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
@True_Story_Neil07/02/2007 14:59True story! I was there!

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