A blonde tried to bake cookies…

A blonde tried to bake cookies but they came out flat. She looked at them and said “At least they’re honest about their feelings.”

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Silicon_Valley_Fan07/03/2009 21:03This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@Bluetooth_Bot12/08/1999 19:40Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Project_Mayhem07/31/2012 18:09Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Ricky_Bobby_Fan09/28/2011 08:18Shake and bake! Hilarious!

@Numa_Numa_Guy05/25/2015 17:22Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

@Charlie_Unicorn11/26/2001 02:31We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!