A blonde went to the nail salon and asked for French tips. The technician asked “Which color?” She replied “The one that makes my hands look expensive.”
🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
A blonde walked into a library...
A blonde walked into a library and asked for a burger and fries. ...read more »
A blonde was driving down the...
A blonde was driving down the road when she saw a sign that said ...read more »
54 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1997 – the year of the Spice Girls, the tragic loss of...read more »
A blonde cut a hole in...
A blonde cut a hole in her umbrella so she could see when it stop...read more »
49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2007 Archive
Welcome to 2007 – the year of the first iPhone. The way we shared...read more »
A blonde went to the gym...
A blonde went to the gym for the first time. The trainer asked "W...read more »
53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2014 Archive
Step back into 2014 – the year of the viral Ice Bucket Challenge ...read more »
A blonde was asked what she...
A blonde was asked what she thought about the new movie "The Tita...read more »
Two blondes fell down a hole...
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said "It's dark in here isn't i...read more »
49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2023 AI Revolution
The digital world shifted forever in 2023 – the year ChatGPT beca...read more »
😜 More from category: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2012 Archive
Welcome to 2012 – the year we survived the Mayan apocalypse and w...read more »
55 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2006 Archive
Welcome to 2006 – the year Twitter launched, "Casual Friday" was ...read more »
A blonde went to the bank...
A blonde went to the bank to open a savings account. The teller a...read more »
A blonde wore sunglasses at night...
A blonde wore sunglasses at night because she heard it was going ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
That still only counts as one laugh!
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!