A blonde kept a picture of her husband in the car so she could remember what he looked like when she got home.

A blonde cut a hole in her umbrella so she could see when it stopped raining.

A blonde used only one chopstick because she heard the other one was for left-handed people.

A blonde swallowed a penny and said “Wow, I finally have some change inside me.”

A blonde took her TV to the repair shop because it kept showing reruns of her life.

A blonde took her piano to the vet because it was a little flat.

A blonde put her keys in the blender because she wanted to make a milkshake with a little kick.

A blonde sold her vacuum cleaner because it was just collecting dust.

A blonde wore sunglasses at night because she heard it was going to be a bright future.

A blonde thought the airplane was huge because it said “Boeing” on the side.