How do you know if a blonde has been using your phone? There are lipstick marks on all the keys.

Why do blondes always wear headphones? So they can listen to their own thoughts.

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They’re both empty from the neck up.

A blonde walks into a library and whispers “Can I have a burger and fries?” The librarian says “This is a library.” The blonde whispers… Read More »A blonde walks…

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? 100 – one to hold the bulb and 99 to turn the house around.

Why don’t blondes eat pickles? They can’t get their head in the jar.

Why can’t a blonde dial 911? She can’t find the eleven.

What goes vroom screech vroom screech? A blonde going through a flashing red light.

A blonde brought a spoon to the movie theater because the sign said “spoon feeding”.

How does a blonde kill a fish? She drowns it.