How do you…
How do you know if a blonde has been using your phone? There are lipstick marks on all the keys.
Why did the blonde stare at…
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice bottle for 2 hours? Because it said ‘concentrate’.
2025 Legacy: The Shōgun “Legacy” Moment
Why the mention? Because last year’s success means every other show on Max now takes place in feudal Japan. Part of the 36 Emmy Awards… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Shōgun “Legacy” Moment
2025 Archive: The Quantum Computing
She says she’s like a quantum computer—she can be in a state of “unhappy” and “extremely unhappy” at the exact same time. Part of the… Read More »2025 Archive: The Quantum Computing
2024 Archive: The TikTok Ban News
Why was the traveler filming 500 videos at once? Because he’s “banking” them before the government decides he’s seen too many dance challenges. Part of… Read More »2024 Archive: The TikTok Ban News
2024 Classic: The Launch of the “Boring Company” Tunnels (Vegas Expansion)
Why were we in a neon hole? Because Elon Musk’s dream of “traffic-less travel” turned out to be just a bunch of Teslas in a… Read More »2024 Classic: The Launch of the “Boring Company” Tunnels (Vegas Expansion)
2024 Classic: The “Pass the Torch” Pressure
Why was George Clooney involved? To prove that in 2024, “Hollywood” doesn’t just make the movies—they also cast the Democratic nominee. Part of the 41… Read More »2024 Classic: The “Pass the Torch” Pressure
2023 Archive: The Matthew Macfadyen Repeat
Why did Tom Wambsgans win again? For being the most successful “servant” in the history of corporate backstabbing. Part of the 36 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2023 Archive: The Matthew Macfadyen Repeat
2020 Legacy: The Walk
When she walks through the park, the ducks form a line to complain to her about the “bread quality.” Part of the 65 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Walk
2020 Classic: The “Is It Cake?” Baker
They don’t change the bulb; they just cut into it with a knife to see if it’s actually a chocolate sponge. Part of the 56… Read More »2020 Classic: The “Is It Cake?” Baker