Why did the woman wait 2 weeks for her photos? Because in 2000, “Instant Gratification” meant picking up your prints from CVS and hoping at least 4 of them weren’t blurry.
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Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Loading the training program... for comedy.
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
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