Why did the traveler press the call button? Because he was “tossing and turning” in his tiny seat and needed a ginger ale to survive.
Part of the 48 Travel Jokes: The 2006 “Chirping & Shoe Removal” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
Problem? No, just laughs!
Tapping my way to a good mood.