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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice bottle for 2 hours? Because it said ‘concentrate’.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A blonde went to the doctor...
A blonde went to the doctor and said "Every time I stand up quick...read more »
59 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1999 – the year of the Y2K scare, Napster, and the rel...read more »
41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2019 Archive
Travel back to 2019 – the year of the "Old Town Road" remix, the ...read more »
56 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2008 Archive
Step into 2008 – the legendary year of the App Store’s birth, the...read more »
A blonde tried to organize her...
A blonde tried to organize her closet. After three hours she gave...read more »
A blonde brought a spoon to...
A blonde brought a spoon to the movie theater because the sign sa...read more »
48 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1998 – the year of Windows 98, the founding of Google,...read more »
50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Edition
Welcome to 2000 – the new millennium, the year of the Nokia 3310 ...read more »
42 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2013 Archive
Welcome to 2013 – the year of the "Selfie" (the official word of ...read more »
55 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2024 Modern Edition
The 2024 digital era was a year of contrasts – from the high-tech...read more »

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43 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2009 Archive
Welcome to the era of 2009 – the year of the Bitcoin genesis, the...read more »
A blonde tried to sell her...
A blonde tried to sell her vacuum cleaner because it was just col...read more »
What s the...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a snowman? One is cold...read more »
A blonde was bragging to her...
A blonde was bragging to her friend that she had finished a jigsa...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Burning_CDs05/17/1996 02:21I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
@Keyboard_Warrior03/26/2007 09:57F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
@Austin_Powers_Y02/13/2015 20:23Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
@Borat_Very_Nice04/29/2011 21:48Very nice! Great success!
@Overly_Attached01/25/2008 17:48I’m watching you... read this joke!
@Metacrawler_X05/26/1997 06:14Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@Illidan_Blind08/26/1995 05:28I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
@iPhone_User_0706/28/2000 12:56There’s an app for that? No, just this site!

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