2004 Archive: The NHL Lockout Beginning

Why was the ice melting? Because the league shut down in September over a salary cap dispute, leaving fans to wonder if they’d ever see a puck again.

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1995, sports were physical, loud, and full of comebacks. MJ tr...read more »

Why did the basketball hoops start looking like giant dollar sign...read more »

In 2011, the sports world was about pure drama and the fall of "S...read more »

In 2017, the word "impossible" was officially removed from the di...read more »

Turning left for four hours is a professional skill.Why did the N...read more »

Why was Las Vegas and Seattle so excited? Because the league was ...read more »

Why was the ownership still a mess? Because Alex Rodriguez and th...read more »

A tall tale from the hardwood court.I asked the basketball player...read more »

In 2010, the sports world was loud—literally. Between the buzzing...read more »

Why were we still confused? Because in 2025, nobody actually knew...read more »

A cold truth from the ice rink.Why do hockey players never go to ...read more »

In 2004, the impossible became routine. The Red Sox finally stopp...read more »

In 2025, the sports world looked like a fantasy draft come to lif...read more »

In 2002, the sports world was all about redemption, unexpected he...read more »

@Napster_Leech05/04/2001 09:47Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Britney_Spears_Fan11/04/2011 22:07Oops, I laughed again!

@Pentium_Power10/03/2000 13:57My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Winamp_Playlist05/20/1998 17:34Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@American_Psycho_P10/16/2006 16:25I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Animated_Mail_G03/13/2006 07:43The spinning envelope told me to come here.