2019 Vintage: Eliud Kipchoge’s Sub-Two
Why did the clock stop at 1:59:40? Because Kipchoge proved that “No Human Is Limited,” running a marathon faster than most people can drive to… Read More »2019 Vintage: Eliud Kipchoge’s Sub-Two
2019 Legacy: The Final 2019 Vibe
Why was everyone so “Endgame”? Because the decade was closing, the sagas were ending, and we had no idea that 2020 was about to tell… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Final 2019 Vibe
2018 Legacy: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
The official parish marriage registry containing thick, bumpy layers of correction fluid because the secretary refuses to trust the “delete” key on her new electronic… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
2018 Vintage: The Nun Movie
“The demon is here!” “No, that’s just the automatic vacuum getting stuck under the sofa again. Very spooky.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Nun Movie
2018 Classic: The Tide Pod Challenge
Why did the man get kicked out of the laundry room? Because his wife caught him looking at the Tide Pods and saying, “I know they’re poison,… Read More »2018 Classic: The Tide Pod Challenge
2016 Classic: The Frank Ocean “Blonde” Return
Why the two versions? Because after four years of silence and a livestream of him building a staircase, Frank finally returned to save R&B and… Read More »2016 Classic: The Frank Ocean “Blonde” Return
2015 Archive: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The sanctuary platform featuring thick, deep-pile red carpeting that preserves the exact footprints of the altar servers for several hours after the service ends. Part… Read More »2015 Archive: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
2014 Classic: The Vinyl Couch Adhesive Effect
Attempting to stand up from a relative’s plastic-wrapped sofa in August and leaving a layer of skin behind with a sound resembling a small suction… Read More »2014 Classic: The Vinyl Couch Adhesive Effect
2013 Classic: The Panic! At The Disco “Too Weird to Live…”
Why the Vegas vibe? For Brendon Urie going full synth-pop and glitter to celebrate his hometown. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes:… Read More »2013 Classic: The Panic! At The Disco “Too Weird to Live…”
2012 Legacy: The Magic Mike Logic
“Why can’t you look like Channing Tatum?” “Why can’t you look like Sofia Vergara?” “Touché.” Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012 “End of… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Magic Mike Logic