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2019 Vintage: Eliud Kipchoge’s Sub-Two

Why did the clock stop at 1:59:40? Because Kipchoge proved that “No Human Is Limited,” running a marathon faster than most people can drive to work in morning traffic.

Part of the 47 Sports Jokes: The 2019 “The Bounce & Tiger’s Roar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve05/16/2013 08:30Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@Hotmail_Original12/25/2014 15:17Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
@Jurassic_Park_Fan09/10/2014 22:26Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
@StarWars_Nerd04/02/2012 04:04The farce is strong with this one!
@Duke_Nukem_Quotes10/05/2009 00:27Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
@Avatar_Na_vi12/22/2011 02:15I see you... laughing!
@Cal_Naughton_Jr05/05/2013 00:20The magic man... is laughing!
@Confused_Travolta09/07/2014 04:43Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
@Fire_Background10/10/2004 03:08This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).

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