2002 Vintage: The Negotiation

Why did the lawyer bring a “Silence is Golden” sign to the meeting? He wanted to bill the client for every minute they didn’t talk.

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@OfficeWorker_9908/07/1998 15:17I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@MIRC_Ghost10/29/2001 17:22Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Magic_SchoolBus12/18/2003 16:29Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@Weird_Science_G01/10/2012 17:48We created a monster... of a joke!

@Tuenti_Specialist01/22/2000 06:35A classic from the Spanish web too!

@Neopets_Trader10/12/1997 18:31Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@Tablet_User_1002/04/2005 02:59Tapping my way to a good mood.