“Why can’t you look like Channing Tatum?” “Why can’t you look like Sofia Vergara?” “Touché.”
Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Instagram” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The VR Gym
I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Pet Translator
The dog said, "Feed me, you bald idiot." My wife said, "Finally,...read more »
The Secret to 50 Years
Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »
The Birthday Wish
A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The VR Sports
I’m playing football in the kitchen. I tackled the refrigerator....read more »
The Grocery List
A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »
2024 Joke: Marriage Is When A
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »
The Life Insurance
Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »
The Bed Space
A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »
The Diet Partner
Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »
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I told them to clean their room. They just flickered and disappe...read more »
The Romantic Dinner
Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
That was super fast and super funny!
Letting this joke through the port.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Finding the patterns in the humor.
We created a monster... of a joke!
Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!