2008 Classic: The Last Word
Why did the lawyer cross the road? Because the bank on the other side was being liquidated. Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2008… Read More »2008 Classic: The Last Word
2008 Classic: Record of the Year
Why “Rehab”? Because the world said “Go, go, go” to Amy Winehouse’s voice. Part of the 37 Grammy Jokes: The 2008 “Rehab, Retro-Soul & The… Read More »2008 Classic: Record of the Year
2007 Classic: The iPhone 2G Speed
Why was the salesman standing on the roof? He was trying to get an “EDGE” signal so he could download a 1MB email in under… Read More »2007 Classic: The iPhone 2G Speed
2007 Classic: The Snake
I’m “hiss-terical” about the new emojis. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Legacy: The Rihanna “SOS”
Why did the traveler press the call button? Because he was “tossing and turning” in his tiny seat and needed a ginger ale to survive.… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Rihanna “SOS”
2005 Archive: The Ketchup
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new trends! Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2005… Read More »2005 Archive: The Ketchup
2005 Archive: The Office 2003 Service Pack 2
Why did the computer feel “safer”? Because it now asked you “Are you sure?” fifteen times before doing anything. Part of the 81 Office Groaners:… Read More »2005 Archive: The Office 2003 Service Pack 2
2005 Vintage: The King Kong Length
Why did the meeting last 3 hours? Because the manager was inspired by Peter Jackson and forgot how to edit his own thoughts. Part of… Read More »2005 Vintage: The King Kong Length
2005 Classic: The Google Maps Launch
Why did the lawyer love Google Maps? Because now he could “ambulance chase” from his desk using satellite imagery. Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2005 Classic: The Google Maps Launch
2005 Classic: The Lightbulb (Psychiatrist)
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change. Part of the 62 Doctor… Read More »2005 Classic: The Lightbulb (Psychiatrist)