Why did the lawyer love Google Maps? Because now he could “ambulance chase” from his desk using satellite imagery.
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & HR Nightmares” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Closing Argument
A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »
2025 Classic: The Joker 2 Suit
A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition
In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »
The Billable Hour
Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Witness Stand
A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »
The Legal Fee Paradox
Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »
The Robin Hood Logic
Stealing from the rich and giving... to the legal team.My lawyer ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Small Print
He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Graduation
A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition
In 2017, the legal world learned that if you don't like the evide...read more »
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The First Year Associate
The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch & The Blue-Black Dress” Edition
In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition
In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »
2025 Classic: The Turing Test Trial
A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
The highest note of humor!
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.