Why was the “shady” uncle giving out business cards? Because he saw the teasers for the spin-off and decided that “legal counsel” was his new holiday hobby.
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Break the Internet” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The "Underconsumption Core" Trend
Why were there so few dishes? Because the internet decided that "...read more »
34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & MySpace” Edition
In 2003, Thanksgiving was about big fish, social networks, and le...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2021 “Bernie’s Mittens & Squid Game” Edition
In 2021, Thanksgiving was about awkward family reunions, wonderin...read more »
1996 Joke: Why Don’t Turkeys Ever
Why don’t turkeys ever get invited to Thanksgiving parties? Becau...read more »
2024 Legacy: Wicked (The Movie Hype)
Why were the rolls green? Because everyone was "Defying Gravity" ...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Despacito” Edition
In 2017, Thanksgiving was about spinning plastic toys, debating "...read more »
1999 Joke: A Man Was Carving
A man was carving the turkey on Thanksgiving when his mother-in-l...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2024 “Brat Summer & Apple Intelligence” Edition
In 2024, Thanksgiving was about being "very demure," dodging "Ski...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Bio-Metric" Seating
Why did the chair move itself? Because it detected that Aunt Susa...read more »
2025 Archive: The Carbon Footprint Tax
Why was there a "QR Code" on the turkey’s leg? So Dad could pay t...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2001 “Wizarding World & iPod” Edition
In 2001, Thanksgiving was a portal to other worlds. We were obses...read more »
1995 Joke: Why Was The Corn
Why was the corn so popular at Thanksgiving dinner? Because it wa...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Everything is Subscription" Era
Why was the oven locked mid-cook? Because Dad forgot to renew the...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress & Hello from Adele” Edition
In 2015, Thanksgiving was about debating the color of outfits, tr...read more »
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