2016 Classic: The UberEats Expansion
Why was the traveler ordering McDonald’s to his hotel? Because UberEats went global and he realized he didn’t have to learn the local language to… Read More »2016 Classic: The UberEats Expansion
2015 Classic: Leonardo DiCaprio & The Bear
Why was everyone talking about a bear? Because in 2015, Leo decided the only way to get an Oscar was to survive a grizzly attack… Read More »2015 Classic: Leonardo DiCaprio & The Bear
2013 Archive: The Print TV Guide Ritual
Using a thick red felt-tip marker to draw perfect boxes around every afternoon broadcast of Matlock before the morning coffee has even cooled down. Part… Read More »2013 Archive: The Print TV Guide Ritual
2013 Classic: The World War Z
“The zombies are fast now!” “Just like you when you hear the pizza delivery guy at the door.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking… Read More »2013 Classic: The World War Z
2012 Vintage: The Google Glass
Why did the blonde wear a drinking glass on her face? She was waiting for “Google Glass” to be released. Part of the 67 Classic… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Google Glass
2012 Archive: The Prometheus Scientist
One, but they’ll touch the socket even though it’s clearly dangerous and alien. Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 – The Mayan Countdown… Read More »2012 Archive: The Prometheus Scientist
2012 Vintage: The Stress 2
“You’re stressed about the ‘Big Freeze’.” “No, I’m stressed about the ‘Big Bill’.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Stress 2
2012 Classic: The Referral
He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via ‘Skype’. The lag made me look like I had three heads. Part of the… Read More »2012 Classic: The Referral
2011 Classic: X-Men
First Class: Why were they in the 60s? Because in 2011, Michael Fassbender and James McAvoy proved that Magneto and Professor X were much cooler before… Read More »2011 Classic: X-Men
2011 Archive: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Why was the dog looking at us suspiciously? Because Andy Serkis convinced us that the animals are only one “smart drug” away from taking over… Read More »2011 Archive: Rise of the Planet of the Apes