2012 Vintage: The Stress 2

“You’re stressed about the ‘Big Freeze’.” “No, I’m stressed about the ‘Big Bill’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

"I'm thinking, therefore I am." "No, you're thinking, therefore I...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

"Your skin is perfect." "Thanks, it’s a 'Real-Life Filter' I boug...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

@WinAmp_Shaker01/31/2013 12:00It really whips the llama's ass!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli04/12/2007 05:03That still only counts as one laugh!

@Dark_Knight_Joker11/30/2002 18:23Why so serious? Read this joke!

@Firewire_Fan03/27/2012 04:50Transferring laughs at high speeds.

@Tank_Operator05/31/1999 19:51Loading the training program... for comedy.

@Starship_Troopers06/13/1997 02:33I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@Wayne_World_Ex05/19/2011 17:37Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!

@Wall_Post_Hero07/14/2000 22:26Posting this to my own wall right now!