2013 Archive: The Print TV Guide Ritual

Using a thick red felt-tip marker to draw perfect boxes around every afternoon broadcast of Matlock before the morning coffee has even cooled down.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Detecting a tiny half-degree temperature change from three rooms ...read more »

Demanding that the entire family arrive at the local diner by 3:0...read more »

Standing on the edge of the manicured front lawn at 4:00 PM sharp...read more »

Driving behind a massive steel car and observing that the driver'...read more »

In 2023, growing older meant buying a new car only to discover th...read more »

Refusing to step inside an autonomous rideshare vehicle because "...read more »

Letting a pair of half-moon reading glasses slam violently agains...read more »

In 2012, growing older meant surviving the predicted Mayan apocal...read more »

Standing exactly half an inch away from the automated checkout sc...read more »

In 1995, getting older meant entering a world dominated by printe...read more »

Causing a high-pitched, metallic whistle to echo through the quie...read more »

Shuffling across an outdated avocado-green carpet in thick wool s...read more »

Turning the volume dial on a heavy wood-paneled console televisio...read more »

Watching a grandchild walk into the kitchen wearing a two-thousan...read more »

@Diablo_Cow_Level04/19/1996 16:29There is no cow level, but there is this joke!

@OfficeWorker_9901/06/2001 00:59I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Donnie_Darko_8806/15/1995 19:50Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.

@Jesus_Quintana09/07/2001 15:09Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Transformers_OP07/13/2002 10:23Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@Opera_User_9905/02/1999 01:53Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.