Staring directly into the eyes of a restaurant waitress to ensure with absolute certainty that the hot water came from the orange-handled pot and not… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Decaf Interrogation Protocol
The bartender yells, “Last call! Go home and check your AOL mail!” Part of the 76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival”… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Last Call 1998
A guy asks for the “Absolut Bottle” from the ad. The bartender says, “I have the vodka, but I can’t make the room look like… Read More »1998 Archive: The Absolut Vodka
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream if you don’t let me play your PlayStation! Part of… Read More »1998 Archive: The Ice Cream
Why did the lawyer use 4-point font? He didn’t want the truth to distract the client from the total amount due. Part of the 51… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Small Print
Why Frankie Knuckles? Because the “Godfather of House” finally got his flowers from the mainstream. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The 1998 “Time Out… Read More »1998 Legacy: Best Remixed Recording
I’m a cartographer. I’m just trying to find my place. Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
Why was the pint glass so happy? Because it was always full of itself. Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Pint Glass
Why don’t you ever play cards in the jungle? Because there are too many “cheetahs” (and Mufasa is always watching). Part of the 52 Kids… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Lion King Legacy
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