Why was everything “Modular”? So that when a unit was missing pieces, they could just say it’s a “Feature” of the design.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2010 “WikiLeaks & Tablet Tactics” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
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Top tier web animation humor!
Shut up and take my laughter!