A guy asks for the “Absolut Bottle” from the ad. The bartender says, “I have the vodka, but I can’t make the room look like a giant bottle.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!