2008 Classic: Best Rock Album
Why Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace? Because Dave Grohl has a lifetime subscription to the “Best Rock” trophy. Part of the 37 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Classic: Best Rock Album
2008 Classic: The Jonas Brothers
Why were there three of them? Because in 2008, Disney realized that one teenager with a guitar is good, but three with flat-irons are a… Read More »2008 Classic: The Jonas Brothers
2008 Archive: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
The senior ladies of the hospitality committee ignoring the new automated coffee maker and using a massive aluminum cylinder to boil water for individual scoops… Read More »2008 Archive: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
2007 Classic: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The sanctuary platform featuring thick, deep-pile red carpeting that preserves the exact footprints of the altar servers for several hours after the service ends. Part… Read More »2007 Classic: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
2007 Classic: The CrackBerry Crisis
Why was the businessman crying at the resort? Because his BlackBerry was still the “King of Email,” and he couldn’t stop checking it even while… Read More »2007 Classic: The CrackBerry Crisis
2007 Vintage: The “Paralyzer” Finger Eleven
The official song for when you want to feel like a rock star while driving to a suburban mall. Part of the 62 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2007 Vintage: The “Paralyzer” Finger Eleven
2007 Classic: The Kings of Leon “Because of the Times”
Why the long hair? For the moment the Followill brothers started trading garage-rock for the “Sex on Fire” stadium sound. Part of the 40 Musician… Read More »2007 Classic: The Kings of Leon “Because of the Times”
2006 Archive: The Bit
Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 32 “bits.” Part of the 55 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2006… Read More »2006 Archive: The Bit
2005 Legacy: The Star Wars Episode III Duel
The group of eighth graders who got a week of detention for destroying three school fluorescent light tubes while pretending to be Anakin and Obi-Wan… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Star Wars Episode III Duel
2004 Classic: LiveStrong Bracelets
Why did everyone have a yellow rubber band on their wrist? Because it was the only way to look athletic in 2004 without actually having… Read More »2004 Classic: LiveStrong Bracelets