2007 Vintage: The “Paralyzer” Finger Eleven

The official song for when you want to feel like a rock star while driving to a suburban mall.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

My dad just asked me how to talk to his computer so it would dra...read more »

Step into 2014 – the year of the Ice Bucket Challenge, the launch...read more »

There’s a new filter that removes all other filters. It’s terrif...read more »

Everyone is wearing glasses that record everything. I’ve started...read more »

I just watched a two-hour blockbuster that was filmed entirely i...read more »

Step into 2020 – the year of the Zoom fatigue, the Animal Crossin...read more »

I’ve been killed by a "Lion Dancer" 50 times. I’m currently cryi...read more »

I’ve reached the point where I assume 90% of the comments on any...read more »

We’re still debating if the musical was a good idea. 2025 is a "...read more »

Step into 2007 – the year of the "Jesus Phone" launch, the birth ...read more »

Danny Boyle is back to remind us that fast zombies are still the...read more »

My phone just told me I spent 12 hours looking at a screen today...read more »

Step into 2024 – the year of the "Not Like Us" anthem, the global...read more »

I just bought a loaf of bread that had a sticker saying "Baked b...read more »

@Napster_King04/06/1995 22:44I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@Duke_Nukem_Fan12/30/2008 23:57I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Sixth_Sense_Cole01/19/2006 10:22I see funny people... everywhere!

@CSS_Master_9904/24/2003 02:16Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!

@Dancing_Baby_9601/03/2015 03:34Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@Rick_Roller_0707/17/1997 12:37Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

@Midi_Background07/12/2011 04:50Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

@Cloud_Computing10/27/2005 18:17Storing my laughs in the cloud.