2010 Legacy: The “Modular” Army Reality
Why was everything “Modular”? So that when a unit was missing pieces, they could just say it’s a “Feature” of the design. Part of the… Read More »2010 Legacy: The “Modular” Army Reality
2010 Legacy: Red Dead Redemption
Why did the son think he was a legendary outlaw? Because he spent 60 hours as John Marston and now refuses to travel anywhere unless… Read More »2010 Legacy: Red Dead Redemption
2010 Classic: The Arcade Fire “The Suburbs” Shock
Why the Grammy win? Because a group of indie-rockers from Montreal beat Lady Gaga and Eminem, making everyone in the world ask: “Who is Arcade… Read More »2010 Classic: The Arcade Fire “The Suburbs” Shock
2010 Vintage: The Little Star
Why did the moon go to the bank? To change its “quarters.” Part of the 47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 “Instagrammatic” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Little Star
2010 Archive: The 2010 Final Music Vibe
Why did the year feel so colorful? Because we were caught between Katy Perry’s candy world, Kanye’s dark dreams, and the Instagram filters that made… Read More »2010 Archive: The 2010 Final Music Vibe
2009 Classic: The 2012 Destruction
Why the limo? For a movie that suggested a limousine can outrun a collapsing earthquake-cracked Los Angeles better than a fighter jet. Part of the… Read More »2009 Classic: The 2012 Destruction
2009 Vintage: The Bruno Suit
Why the Velcro? For Sacha Baron Cohen’s attempt to make everyone in 2009 more uncomfortable than they were during Borat. Part of the 42 Hollywood… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Bruno Suit
2009 Classic: The Best Documentary Short
Why did Smile Pinki win? Because the Academy loves a story that literally changes lives with a single surgery. Part of the 40 Oscars Jokes:… Read More »2009 Classic: The Best Documentary Short
2008 Classic: The Jonas Brothers
Why were there three of them? Because in 2008, Disney realized that one teenager with a guitar is good, but three with flat-irons are a… Read More »2008 Classic: The Jonas Brothers
2008 Archive: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
The senior ladies of the hospitality committee ignoring the new automated coffee maker and using a massive aluminum cylinder to boil water for individual scoops… Read More »2008 Archive: The Instant Decaf Cauldron