2020 Classic: The Amazon Delivery
The delivery guy is the only other human I see. I’ve started leaving him “thank you” notes and snacks. My wife thinks we’re having an… Read More »2020 Classic: The Amazon Delivery
2020 Legacy: The Cassette Ribbon Pencil Rescue
Using a yellow wooden pencil to manually spin the plastic gears of an old country music tape that got mangled by the dashboard player’s teeth.… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Cassette Ribbon Pencil Rescue
2020 Legacy: The Phasmophobia Player
“Give us a sign! Bulb flickers. RUN! IT’S A REVENANT!” Part of the 56 Light Bulb Jokes: 2020 – The Year of the Great Indoors archive.… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Phasmophobia Player
2019 Archive: The Kamikaze
“To the end of the 2010s!” Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2019 Vintage: Apple TV+ Launch
Why was The Morning Show the only thing on? Because we finally had another subscription to pay for, and we were determined to get our… Read More »2019 Vintage: Apple TV+ Launch
2019 Legacy: Best Score Soundtrack
Why Black Panther? Because Ludwig Göransson made Wakanda sound exactly like the masterpiece it is. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 2019 “This Is… Read More »2019 Legacy: Best Score Soundtrack
2018 Legacy: The Bodybuilder
“I’m not changing the bulb, I’m ‘holding the ceiling’ for a set of 10.” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018 – The Snap… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Bodybuilder
2017 Vintage: The Walk
When she walks through the park, the ducks form a line to complain to her. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Walk
2017 Vintage: The Kate McKinnon Tears
Why did she win again? Because her Hillary Clinton and Kellyanne Conway were the only things keeping America laughing through the 2016 cycle. Part of… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Kate McKinnon Tears
2017 Classic: The Fidget Spinner Fever
Why did nobody clap for the fireworks? Because they were too busy trying to balance a spinning piece of plastic on their nose while recording… Read More »2017 Classic: The Fidget Spinner Fever