2020 Classic: The Amazon Delivery

The delivery guy is the only other human I see. I’ve started leaving him “thank you” notes and snacks. My wife thinks we’re having an affair.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »

In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »

In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »

I told her the AI chef is better than her. She told the AI chef ...read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »

In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »

In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »

In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »

Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »

A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »

In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »

@Web_Master_Flex08/03/2006 08:59I am adding this to my links page right now.

@Saved_By_The_Bell11/05/2009 12:40I am so excited! I am so... laughing!

@Hanson_Fan_9712/16/1999 08:03Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!

@Gladiator_Proximo06/05/2001 11:19Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan05/18/2007 15:20Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Space_Jam_Lola01/20/2006 15:41Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@Afk_For_Laughs06/27/1999 20:59Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.

@Leeroy_Jenkins09/29/2005 16:15At least I have chicken... and this joke!