Why did nobody clap for the fireworks? Because they were too busy trying to balance a spinning piece of plastic on their nose while recording a TikTok (well, Musical.ly).
Part of the 33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2017 “Despacito & Spinners” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
Found a real treasure with this one.
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
I see what you did there. Clever!
Deal with it. This is gold.
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