One, but they’ll touch the socket even though it’s clearly dangerous and alien.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
We are many. We are laughing.
Tapping my way to a good mood.