2024 Vintage: The World of Warcraft “The War Within”
Why was the IT room empty? Because the “Void” called, and the boss had to answer. Part of the 84 Office Groaners: The 2024 “Spatial… Read More »2024 Vintage: The World of Warcraft “The War Within”
2024 Legacy: The Humane AI Pin
Why did the blonde keep talking to her shirt button? She bought an “AI Pin” and thought her laundry was finally giving her life advice.… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Humane AI Pin
2023 Archive: The Miley
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Flowers. / Flowers who? / Flowers (I-can-buy-myself) flowers, but I can’t open my own door! Part of the 41… Read More »2023 Archive: The Miley
2023 Vintage: The Marketa Vondrousova Wimbledon
Why was the “Unseeded” winner so historic? Because she won with a lot of tattoos and a lot of grit, proving that you don’t need… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Marketa Vondrousova Wimbledon
2023 Legacy: The Onion
I’m “peeling” back the layers of the algorithm. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Classic: The Desktop
I’m “surface” deep in a streaming marathon. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Archive: The “Stealth” Taliban
Why did they win so fast? To prove that “Strategic Patience” is easy when you’re the one who owns the watch and the other guy… Read More »2021 Archive: The “Stealth” Taliban
2021 Classic: Chloé Zhao’s Sneakers
Why did she wear white sneakers to win Best Director? To prove that if you’re making a movie about living in a van, wearing high… Read More »2021 Classic: Chloé Zhao’s Sneakers
2021 Legacy: The Bernie Mittens Meme
Why was the accountant sitting in a folding chair with giant wool mittens during the Zoom call? Because he wanted to show the CEO that… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Bernie Mittens Meme
2020 Legacy: The Grocery Gambit
Going to the store felt like a mission in Call of Duty. I came back with three types of flour but no milk. My wife gave… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Grocery Gambit