Why did they win so fast? To prove that “Strategic Patience” is easy when you’re the one who owns the watch and the other guy is just checking the time.
Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2021 “Kabul Airlift & AUKUS Awkwardness” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
But you have heard of this joke!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.