2003 Legacy: The iTunes Store Launch
Why was the playlist so expensive? Because we finally stopped “Limewiring” and spent $15 to legally own the 4th of July soundtrack, one 99-cent song… Read More »2003 Legacy: The iTunes Store Launch
2003 Legacy: The Cat in the Hat’s Nightmare
Why was Mike Myers nominated? Because he took a beloved 50-page children’s book and turned it into a 90-minute acid trip that gave a generation… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Cat in the Hat’s Nightmare
2003 Vintage: The Evanescence Fan
“Wake me up inside… because I can’t see anything!” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003 – The Year of the Great Blackout archive.… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Evanescence Fan
2002 Vintage: The Las Vegas
A guy says, “What happens in the bar, stays in the bar.” The bartender says, “Except for your credit card bill. That follows you home.”… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Las Vegas
2002 Archive: The Plus
I’m an optimist. I’m just “adding” to the fun. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Archive: The Mikey
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is stuck in the lock! Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2002 Archive: The Mikey
2002 Classic: The Budweiser
“Whassup!” “Don’t.” “Whas…” “I will call security.” Part of the 71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2001 Vintage: The Pearl Harbor
We watched the movie. She cried at the romance. I cried at the historical inaccuracies. We are not the same. Part of the 70 Marriage… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Pearl Harbor
2001 Classic: The “I’m a Believer” Fan
“I saw her face… then the bulb blew.” Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2001 – A Space and Socket Odyssey archive. Historically Verified
2000 Legacy: The Checkbook Ledger Gridlock
Halting a supermarket checkout line for five minutes to manually balance a paper checkbook down to the exact penny for a single bottle of prune… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Checkbook Ledger Gridlock