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2003 Legacy: The Cat in the Hat’s Nightmare

 Why was Mike Myers nominated? Because he took a beloved 50-page children’s book and turned it into a 90-minute acid trip that gave a generation of kids permanent clown-phobia.

Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2003 “Gigli, Bennifer & Cat in the Hat” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Kernel_0.111/13/1996 10:22Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@Firewall_Wizard05/05/2015 15:18Letting this joke through the port.
@Res_Dogs_MrPink11/09/1996 08:07I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
@Sixteen_Candles01/09/1996 15:34I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@Step_Brothers_B12/23/2014 04:00Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@IMVU_Chatter08/09/2011 06:273D laughs are the best!
@Salad_Fingers_F02/17/1998 06:30I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
@Wall_Post_Hero09/25/2006 07:38Posting this to my own wall right now!
@Filter_Fanatic09/20/2004 08:13This joke looks better with a sepia filter.

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