2002 Classic: The Budweiser

“Whassup!” “Don’t.” “Whas…” “I will call security.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"As sour as the Olympics breakdancing discourse."Part of the 58 ...read more »

In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

A guy brings a ring light and a microphone to the bar. "What's u...read more »

A guy runs into the bar really fast and hits the wall.Part of th...read more »

Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »

"I am Moana of Motunui!" "And I am Greg of the Night Shift. Orde...read more »

@Gladiator_Maximus03/15/2013 17:45Are you not entertained? Because I am!

@Twelve_Monkeys_F04/01/2013 13:38The future is laughing at us.

@MTV_Unplugged05/17/2003 08:04Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.

@Top_Gun_Maverick01/20/2008 01:02I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@Face_Palm_0110/17/2013 06:13Classic. Simply classic.

@Android_Bot_9904/10/1998 08:37Beep boop. Humor recognized.