Halting a supermarket checkout line for five minutes to manually balance a paper checkbook down to the exact penny for a single bottle of prune juice.
Part of the 38 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survival, Nokia Ringtone & New Millennium” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
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A classic from the Spanish web too!
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