I’m an optimist. I’m just “adding” to the fun.
Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
A classic from the Spanish web too!
Deal with it. This is gold.