2002 Archive: The Mikey

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is stuck in the lock!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know bet...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

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@Netscape_Ninja03/03/1995 00:41Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@Total_Recall_Fan09/01/2009 00:54Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Res_Dogs_MrPink12/26/1997 13:25I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Sum41_Skater11/03/2005 09:19In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!

@Ultima_Online_V10/21/2012 11:50Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan09/06/2007 18:59Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

@Social_Media_G09/14/2005 23:00I’m going to poke you for this joke!